R.I.P. Hammy!

The stock price of Absolut immediately dropped 20%! He survived being stuck in a desert in the remotest regions of the earth.  He labored through the Cold War and the fall of the Kremlin.  Somehow in his post-KGB life, he infiltrated the North Pole (after bribing a couple of elves)…

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The Softball Paradox

See the ball, hit ball, it isn’t that complicated! Once again I’m fresh off another week of earning my Wander, Kentucky merit badge in the daily grind of life to see my daughter play softball. If you are scoring at home, since Monday alone I’m up to roughly 600 miles between…

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A Weekend Fit For a Turtle

The Turtle Man is officially five years old! Once the lawsuits are settled and ServPro is paid for services rendered (it was that epic), the weekend of May 20th-22nd 2016 will be one for the record books!  First though, I had to secure pick up of my most precious cargo of Sloane on Friday evening.  Since the NRA (National…

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