Just Give Me Six Percent!

January is in the full swing now:  Polar bears participating in tournaments amongst themselves, Minnesotans are daydreaming about that one time the thermometer hit 32 degrees, and all of us are recovering from the food orgy we participated in over the Thanksgiving–Christmas daily double.  I’m not about to rouse a degenerate…

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Tales from the Laundromat

Remind me not to get my car detailed where this guy did! With the tragic events that have unfolded in Mr. Skipah’s life this week, he thought he should “man up” and help Miss Madison out with the household chores before she returned from her impromptu Louisville, Kentucky vacation.  That meant only one…

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I’m in a New York State of Mind

The most important gangsters in my life! Is it already December?  Where in the hell did the year go already?  This time last year I was mulling a potential life changing event (moving in with Miss Madison), going through the ugliest and most expensive custody battle that involved incomes under 100K (if…

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