Tales from the Laundromat

Remind me not to get my car detailed where this guy did! With the tragic events that have unfolded in Mr. Skipah’s life this week, he thought he should “man up” and help Miss Madison out with the household chores before she returned from her impromptu Louisville, Kentucky vacation.  That meant only one…

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I’m in a New York State of Mind

The most important gangsters in my life! Is it already December?  Where in the hell did the year go already?  This time last year I was mulling a potential life changing event (moving in with Miss Madison), going through the ugliest and most expensive custody battle that involved incomes under 100K (if…

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The San Diego Sellout!

Before everybody starts sending me hate mail and leaking rumors to the press that I’m about to be named to Donald Trump’s newly created cabinet position of social media manager, hear me out.  Actually, that last sentence ranks up there with “September 11th, 2001 was a hoax” in terms of absurdity,…

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