I’m in a New York State of Mind

The most important gangsters in my life! Is it already December?  Where in the hell did the year go already?  This time last year I was mulling a potential life changing event (moving in with Miss Madison), going through the ugliest and most expensive custody battle that involved incomes under 100K (if…

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The San Diego Sellout!

Before everybody starts sending me hate mail and leaking rumors to the press that I’m about to be named to Donald Trump’s newly created cabinet position of social media manager, hear me out.  Actually, that last sentence ranks up there with “September 11th, 2001 was a hoax” in terms of absurdity,…

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Flushing a Mole

This is how we handle moles at Skipah’s Realm! It’s football time in the states again, the prolate spheroid kind soccer nut.  This will be the beginning and end of today’s geometry lesson plan.  Is your alma mater undefeated?  Are you a University of Kentucky football fan, and if you so…

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