Daddy’s Little Girl!

Diet Coke has been taken over by hippies!  #FlowerPower Mr. Skipah is staging his own boycott of the Academy Awards sponsored by Saltines tonight, some jokes just write themselves.  The race thing I could care less about since all these people tip Chuck in the valet pool more than I…

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We All Shine On!

For my food followers it was Panini night! Unless you have gone through a messy blindsided divorce there are somethings you will never understand unless you are part of the club.  It’s not a secret handshake and password kind of society.  It’s more like a Mensa convention for the chumps that got cheated…

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The (Un) Intelligent Woman

Coming soon either a nasty case of food poisoning or my new favorite restaurant!  Madison, Indiana has officially become the corporate headquarters of Skipah’s Realm.  Paperwork has been filed with the post office, next of kin have been notified, and I’m on a first name basis with the local employees…

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