Dog Eat World

Welcome back to Skipah’s world today, due to Time Warner Cable sucking internet woes the editorial staff at Skipah’s Realm finished up way too late give the masses something to read while lying in bed listening to their significant other moan and groan or what I have always strived to achieve….the place you go on the internet when a good ole #2 is working on you and it’s bathroom time.  Your welcome in advanced please send all donations to “Kisses for Karsyn” as we are down to $30.00 left in order for Sloane to get herself a magic T-shirt.  I’m on the hook for another $2.50 now in the Great American Milk Drive .

You know who probably could kick in thirty bucks to little Mrs. Karsyn and not even have to break a sweat.  Donald Trump that’s who, hopefully he stays in the presidential race.  Sure he’s a dick, but I’ll take some fresh blood from all these other stiffs and retreads.  Give me a businessman any day to run a country/state instead of a career politician.  It works well see Daniels, Mitch 2005-2013 Indiana governor.  He ran Indiana like a business and we are one of the friendliest states in the Midwest to open up shop for business.  Just ask Illinois and Michigan.  That man should have a statute built on the state rotunda.  So hopefully “The Don” stays in it just so he can call “bullshit” on all the other candidates since he has about as much chance of winning as I do of scoring a date with Katy Perry.  Actually I think I have a shot my therapist told me to keep writing those letters to her and sending all kinds of tweets and eventually she will get back to me.  Look at this way it worked for Andy Dufrensque with the Maine Corrections Department and that was well before social media!  There is no dream not worth chasing!

In other news today I’ve got one happy hamster.  Hammy is living it up vacation style right now, I got home today he somehow had some sand delivered today, a chase lounge, and a couple of Tom Clancy novels off of Amazon.  Beach umbrella and little drinks with umbrellas in them, even hung a sign up that said “I’m on island time.”  I think he’s semi-retired these days because not getting any attention right now and living it up like James Bond.

Rosy on the other hand is wishing she was a peasant farmers pet in the dessert right now.  I can’t make this stuff up.

Sloane:  “Dad, will you get Rosy’s cage down so I can have her exercise so she doesn’t get lazy like Hammy”

Dad:  (laughing his ass of mentally) “Sure”

Sloane:  “Yeah she needs to get some physical therapy this week”

Dad:  (trying to think of funny joke for blog post) “No problem sweetie”

Sloane:  “O.K. Rosy time to get trained”

Dad:  (Shit I have got to hurry up and grab my phone!)  “Good luck sweetie”

So Rosy is in the process of getting Americanized herself, I did find some questionable paperwork in her cage today that makes me think she is part of Military Intelligence Directorate so time will tell.  She hales from a country where alcohol is frowned upon, plus she is a female so the whole 70 virgins trick won’t work either.  I’ll have to figure a way to crack this one!  It will be the same way I turned Hammy, on non-Sloane weeks she will spill the beans or she gets more rigorous “training.”

    

This isn’t Syria Rosy!

As for the blonde bomber, she and I had a pretty excitement free night…as of now.  I got asked earlier if she could come over to visit our old neighbor and when I asked Sloane she was uber excited so I let them have some time together for a little over an hour while I wrote Katy Perry another letter.  They played Chinese checkers and had a grand old time it sounds like.  I’ve mentioned it before and I’ll mention it again anyone and everyone that was involved in my daughter’s life pre-split that was a mutual friend the burden is on me to keep that going.  I have to willingly give up my parenting time for Sloane to see people (non ex only friends) that have always been in her life.  Hell even the ex’s friends I would take Sloane around to see I have no axe to grind with them.

That’s O.K. with me though, Sloane’s friends are my friends, and after the news I received today I’m feeling super confident about court on June 25^th.  My giving up parenting time so Sloane maintains her normal routine are hopefully over after next week.  The ex can figure out a way to incorporate that shit into her schedule!  About it for tonight, waiting on it to get dark to catch more fireflies, getting reading to stalk tweet Katy Perry, and hit the RNC up for some Donald Trump signs!

Also if I get to 100 dollars in donations for Kisses for Karsyn whoever it is that gets me over the threshold will receive my eternal love (and believe me its well worth it) or I will let you write your own blog post on here.  I don’t care if you are a fellow blogger, Joe blow, or someone I know.  Skipah’s Realm will be your own personal platform to get whatever off your chest!