April (Not the Giraffe) is Going to Rock!

No I wasn’t sucking up because I’m in the doghouse with Miss Madison, hell I didn’t even buy them! This is going to be a retirement post.  I’m cashing in while I can.  I recently got offered $20,000 euros for a site that I have less than $1,000 pesos invested…

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She Did It!

$500.00 was the original goal, Sloane was feeling a tad over exuberant! Holy crap, among a few other choice words, were some of the first things muttered out of my mouth when I woke up to literally a billion notifications on my phone Monday morning.  I figured April finally had her damn…

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Building A Better Mouse Trap

What’s next Lay’s?  Liver and onion flavored chips?   I’ve got a big problem in the Skipah’s Realm dojo these days, nothing on par with a sinkhole suddenly showing up in my front yard, but Miss Madison and I have a dead mouse somewhere in our hacienda.  Earlier this winter a renegade…

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