I’m in a New York State of Mind

The most important gangsters in my life! Is it already December?  Where in the hell did the year go already?  This time last year I was mulling a potential life changing event (moving in with Miss Madison), going through the ugliest and most expensive custody battle that involved incomes under 100K (if…

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Time for some Pillow Talk

The other day after waking up with yet another sore neck and stiff shoulders, it dawned on me that maybe I was secretly wrestling crocodiles in my sleep or I needed to upgrade from the concrete blocks I call pillows.  The good folks at Los Angeles based Brentwood Home must double…

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The San Diego Sellout!

Before everybody starts sending me hate mail and leaking rumors to the press that I’m about to be named to Donald Trump’s newly created cabinet position of social media manager, hear me out.  Actually, that last sentence ranks up there with “September 11th, 2001 was a hoax” in terms of absurdity,…

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