Californication: I’m Not The Average Dad

Palm trees never get old compared to naked maple trees in Indiana during the winter months! Day three in sunny San Diego, and I’m checking real estate prices about a future transfer to this literal paradise on earth.  That was until I found out a 200-square foot outhouse with no…

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The Night Hotlanta Became Cold!

To quote the recently retired Brent Musburger, “We are live,” at the Skipah’s Realm corporate office in mundane Madison, Indiana.  It’s a Super Bowl extravaganza going on here of healthy snacks, tons of love, and me suddenly remembering how much I love birds of prey.  That’s right, the Skipah is all in…

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Stop……Hammer Time!

Calm down America, it has been much worse before, ever heard of The Civil War? We are currently at day 17 since the last time I’ve seen my daughter, and the stupid calendar tells me it is going to be another six before she gets to return to her native soil. …

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