Cautiously Walking in a Winter Wonderland

I guess the heroin epidemic is bad enough now my local weather app is urging me to make sure I’m tested for Hepatitis C.  Welcome to the Ohio Valley:  Unpredictable weather let me introduce you to the needle and the spoon! It’s finally here, the Midwest meets the latest and greatest in…

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My Favorite Elf is Getting Shelved For Now

The absolute dumbest idea to hit retail since the ! It was a great run while it lasted.  The future veterinarian baron of the Midwest, or more namely my daughter, has graced me with her presence the last three weekends.  Thanks to Thanksgiving being a dad year, my Little Miss Sunshine has…

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I’m in a New York State of Mind

The most important gangsters in my life! Is it already December?  Where in the hell did the year go already?  This time last year I was mulling a potential life changing event (moving in with Miss Madison), going through the ugliest and most expensive custody battle that involved incomes under 100K (if…

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