Skipah’s Realm is now an official “Disney Free” zone!
Flags have been ordered to fly at half-staff at the offices of Skipah’s Realm. Nobody important died (that I know of), but the overall good natured atmosphere in the land of Skipah just isn’t present right now. A system I had no choice but to accept literally shoved it in me so far today my eyes are bleeding. I didn’t even get the common courtesy of a reach around!
People that should care don’t give a horse’s ass about me and my situation!
While not exactly dead yet #SloaneStaysHome took a major turn for the worse today. Incompetency and the fact I don’t make 20 gazillions dollars a year are the only reason why! I was forced to hire someone and quite frankly they didn’t do their job. I have no recourse other than becoming Case File #1,353,531 in Indianapolis, no I’m just another in a long line of sad sack of shit single fathers with horror stories and scars to prove it. Words were twisted and outright lies were told. Thanks to coaching that Vince Lombardi would tip his hat to, and Mr. Skipah being himself like he was advised to, I got a very unflattering review from the chess master today.
The opinions of somebody who is diagnosed as bi-polar (papers and everything) and has seen Sloane exactly twice in the past year, a friend/colleague of the Evil Empire (who by the way has only parented a dog), and a man hating bitter woman from Sloane’s school derailed me. If you are scoring at home that is three people and only one of them is even a parent! None of these people interact with Sloane so of course they know how she thinks! None of them have a freaking thing to do with Sloane other than being related or knowing of people she is akin to. If I knew it was supposed to be a popularity contest I would have asked the chess master to interview every freaking parent at Sloane’s school, trust me I’m more popular! It’s not because of my charming personality either, it’s because for the past year and change I was the one there!
Who has opened more doors for Sloane culturally and interacted with her?
Event at school on my nights, hey look there’s Sloane with her dad! Sloane hasn’t seen me for a week and I go eat lunch with her, who instantly becomes the most popular guy in the room? By the way chess master, the storm troopers of the Evil Empire abandoned duties at school long before Gary Mathews became known as Mr. Skipah on the interwebs! They never returned to school because by that time actions not my words proved I was the one telling the truth. I was actually quite disappointed that line of bullshit was even bought, but if nothing this past year has taught me. This is a rigged system from the word go!
At least I have Miss Madison’s full support!
Amazingly once I found an ounce of happiness with Miss Madison the Evil Empire came at me with a new plan of attack. Harassment? Not over me? Bored? Bitter? Sick of watching Bonaza reruns? Going forward what’s next, who knows, there is the slim possibility that the judges of my hot dog eating contest Friday figure everything out and give me a first place ribbon. I’m needing my Catholic brethren to say a few Hail Mary’s for me on that front, so I honestly don’t know. I could kick and scream to empty air accept it and move on, but I owe it to myself and more importantly Sloane to continue the fight. It may take months (her stepdad is on his fifth wife) or years but justice will get served! My daughter is potentially getting ready to get uprooted and the sole male figure in her life (when she isn’t with me) is someone who hasn’t talked to his biological son since January. Really chess master, this doesn’t come into consideration? Hey chess master got another question for you, I’m assuming you’ve heard of the Girl Scouts of America how come nobody associated with them got to chime in?
Top this Evil Empire, try interacting with the kid!
In June of 2014 I got fed the biggest line of bullshit the world has ever heard. “Be a better dad”, go back and read anything you want from last year. I’m sure it’s full of grammatical errors, no pictures, and damn could I insert a paragraph once in a while! I started blogging for myself, I was a man that just got his whole word spun upside down and writing became my mechanism for coping. After doing it for a while I thought what the hell lets go public with this little monster of mine. Unless you are a public figure, me, or my daughter you have no earthly idea who I talk about on here from time to time unless I know you personally. Doesn’t matter, thanks to slick lawyering my First Amendment Rights to freedom of speech are shackled on here anymore. No crime has ever been committed on Skipah’s Realm, but family court doesn’t fall under the same guidelines as defense court. A lesson I’ve definitely learned the hard and expensive way! I don’t hold anyone at gunpoint to read this site, but once again I digress. What are you talking about Mr. Skipah, ummmm I’m not at liberty to say on hear, but unless you are blind or from Kentucky go back in the archives and read away I’m sure you can figure it out.
So yeah today sucked, tomorrow is a new day though and I’m done getting shafted! I’ve regrouped, talked with my advisory panel and coming up with a new plan tomorrow. I quit taking bitterness pills earlier this year, tomorrow and Wednesday the Evil Empire is going to learn that the hard way! By the way if you aren’t a Star Wars fan, the Evil Empire is the bad guys in the movies. Just wanted to offer that for clarification purposes.