The stock price of Absolut immediately dropped 20%! He survived being stuck in a desert in the remotest regions of the earth. He labored through the Cold War and the fall of the Kremlin. Somehow in his post-KGB life, he infiltrated the North Pole (after bribing a couple of elves)…
There is going to be some hot sweet love going on this weekend at the corporate offices of Skipah’s Realm. Sloane is away practicing her banjo playing skills (psst….that’s a joke) in bluegrass land. Miss Madison Jr. & the Turtle Man are away with their sperm donor in chief, even…
Dad! You forget to wear your leash! Once every four years, the great state of Iowa becomes relevant for more than soybeans and college wrestling. Monday was that day, in the most uninspiring field of U.S. presidential candidates in my lifetime, Miss Madison and I watched the returns knocking…