As if I need any more controversy in my life I’m about to stir up some more, and no this doesn’t involve my ex-wife for once either. Feminists you all really need to get a grip on yourselves. I’m all for equal pay, women’s rights, and all that other crap you supposedly are “champions” for but learn to take a frigging joke! You are a woman every 28-32 days you suddenly hemorrhage enough blood that is the equivalent to a Manson family crime scene. This is a well-known fact of biology, the age old PMS jokes have been around since modern medicine, and you can’t run from this as a woman. Embrace it, empower yourself as a feminists and laugh please. Cold, bitchy, hear me roar woman nobody likes. Except other women that feel the same way you all should go hang out with the Anti-Vaxxers. Get a frigging clue on yourselves.
This was all in response to a comment I left on another blog about a woman who was sick of men telling her how to do her job driving (I think) a tractor trailer and parking it at whatever cowtown she was in. Fair enough sounded like she had been doing it for many years and knew more than most men in the industry. I left a comment that basically said, tell the dude to get the hell out of the way or better yet tell him you may or may not be PMSing and not in the best of moods. I thought it was a harmless, Skipah sarcastic, answer. I guess if you don’t know me or haven’t been around me my humor might be loss on some people. Well holy shit balls Batman that comment got me shamed so bad on that blog post I went to the bathroom to make sure I still stood up to pee. I did thank fully! So take that feminist! I can write my name in the snow and you can’t without making a mess. Plus thanks for the bump in traffic stats over the weekend from that website that shall not be named!
If I was out of line any female readers please tastefully let me know, it was a damn joke. Meant to be more of “I’m a pissed off woman right now I just drove from San Antonio, Texas to Yankton, South Dakota with a load of Ipads and refurbished Amazon Kndles with cotton shoved up my yoo-hoo, get the hell out of my damn way and let me park this please, I’ve been doing this since before you were cranking one out to the Jenny McCarthy Playboy edition! (Speaking of Anit-Vaxxers)
Seriously if you can’t accept biology go sit in the corner and shut up. I just did a 5k walk last week for Leukemia and Lymphoma research if an Ovarian Cancer, Cervical Cancer, or Breast Cancer 5k shows up in my area I’d be the first one in line to sign up if my schedule permitted it. I don’t agree with the archaic workplace habits of many companies that force women into uncomfortable situations for the sake of advancement that’s bullshit. Hell I was married to someone in the construction industry who had to put up with the shit in a male dominated field so I know the struggle to some point. O.K. done defending myself on this topic.
Tomorrow is the big day Sloane is returning home and we’ve got a full month hell months of catching up to do. This will be the first week I’ve had sole custody off her this long since Christmas Break. Long time readers might remember how much fun we had back then. Not since I separated have I had her for a week or longer but twice. Last summer we had kind of a mutual jacked up two days on two days off summer schedule that she thankfully agreed to (Helped me out in divorce proceedings). Fall break and Christmas break was it since last June 30th. Needless to say we’ve got some “catching” up to do.
Dads rule and she is about to find out why this week. Full scale grocery run with a better class of shoppers at Meijer’s today. Kroger’s prices are too high and yeah right on Walmart, I was in too good of a mood today to even think about stepping foot in southern Indiana’s melting pot of all things not human. Fridge is stocked with all her favorite food and drink, the pantry has all of her favorite snacks, and guess what else old dad saw today! Fireworks!!!!!!!! Hell yes, we are launching smoke bombs and writing our name with sparklers this week (although sparklers suck these days compared to when I was a kid), let the good times roll. I haven’t been this excited since I learned that earth was round.
(Why wasn’t I notified about this Heinz!)
About it for tonight I’m now going to hide in preparation of Amazonian women launching molotov cocktails at me and the full scale PMS army showing up out front picketing me claiming I’m holding them back from finding a man!