Quick update in Skipah land tonight. Hammy is enjoying his vacation better than most humans. He’s brought in a Russian mail order bride for a bartender and has drank enough white Russians to make an alcoholic blush as his vacation is going about as well as a spy hamster’s could. Rosy on the other hand is trying to book a flight back to Syria as soon as she can as she had to undergo more “physical” training this evening. Sloane even set her up an obstacle course and was timing her with her phone. She is stating over and over again that she “Doesn’t want Rosy to get lazy like Hammy!” This poor girl hamster is getting abused more than a vegan at slaughterhouse.
Also I learned today that at the nursing home Sloane gets to deal with FLEAS! Same house that passed a 29 point Indiana Child Protective Services home inspection in December with a 24 hour notice mind you! That looks like a bomb went off any time I pick her up and drop her off, of course I’m met at the door now but you get my point. When I inquired about that I was told the yard and house have been treated, really? Then why is my daughter telling me a flea jumped on her today? This isn’t any small house either, hell my old house was half the size of that house and our old dog (not SueBee) got fleas. They are an absolute bitch to get rid of! So after learning of this today everything that came from that house immediately got thrown in the dryer. I mean really I have to learn of a flea infestation from my daughter! Does common courtesy not apply between two parents? Has it really turned into this, well sure it has, my ex-wife willingly has let me pick up my daughter from a flea infested home and not notified me until my daughter informed me tonight.
Unfortunately due to finances and the fact I wouldn’t want to punish my ex in-laws I’m not reporting this since the ex is moving away. Just the nerve of some people not to inform me that my daughter is exposed to fleas that in turn could be transported to my house is appalling! I get it critters get fleas (still a cat in that house) but jeopardizing my house with the critters over a custody battle is tragically sad. Hopefully they have embedded in her car and can be a problem for her in Lawrenceburg, KY so far I haven’t seen one in my house….YET. If Sloane’s prized hamsters get any there will be hell to pay!
Also update on “Kisses for Karsyn” we have met the $100.00 threshold and Sloane gets her shirt Saturday morning. Expect me to wear this site out with pictures and thank you BritishMumUSA! Your support through all of my woes and custody bullshit has always been heartwarming.
Without further ado though I’m introducing my first ever guest blogger! She has been on me for weeks to let her write something on here and I just wasn’t ready to get into guest blogging. She’s the most beautiful girl in the world (sorry Katy Perry), has her dad’s wit and intellect (thank god), and will flip a double agent spy hamster in a matter of weeks. Mrs. Sloane now has the control of the keyboard to share a story she had worked on in school. Any negative comments and I will get Hammy to sober up for a day and put the hamster KGB army on you! Dad edited it but this is Sloane’s first “short story”, I went in the other room (because I was told to) while she wrote it.
Sloane’s first short story:
Once upon a time there lived a funny Leprechaun. He was so funny that he couldn’t remember where he hid his treasure. He gathered all his friends to help him. But they could not find the gold. One day he saw something on the other side of the rainbow. So he went on a hike towards that side of the rainbow. Then he found a chair, table and an umbrella. He sat down and found a computer. So he started to write a blog. When he was done he posted it and continued his journey. Along the way he met a boy named Garyen who had a dog named Suebee. They both became friends and where going to the other side of the rainbow. When they were almost there they met a frog who had broken its leg. They fixed it and all three of them went to the other side of the rainbow. When they got to the other side all they saw where two pots of gold and a girl Leprechaun. The girl Leprechaun had stolen the pot of gold hoping the boy Leprechaun would marry her and it worked. A week later they had a wedding. Garyen was the guest of honor at the wedding. And every one lived happily ever after. The end.
About it for tonight time to catch more fire flies!