My Favorite Elf is Getting Shelved For Now

The absolute dumbest idea to hit retail since the ! It was a great run while it lasted.  The future veterinarian baron of the Midwest, or more namely my daughter, has graced me with her presence the last three weekends.  Thanks to Thanksgiving being a dad year, my Little Miss Sunshine has…

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It’s a Locust Tradition

Life is good :). If you have ever had the pleasure of going through a blindsided divorce and ensuing custody battle, you know it pretty much sucks.  Your life gets shaken up worse than your next turn at .  Eventually, you will come out of the haze and be stronger than…

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First Ballot Hall of Famer!

The fallout from my latest bonfire, not sure how I’m going to explain this one to the authorities! I’ve seen the tabloids, read the WikiLeaks emails, hell, my eight-grade math teacher even inquired.  “Where the hell have you been Skipah?” has been the recurring question for the past week.  Local graffiti…

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