Building A Better Mouse Trap

What’s next Lay’s?  Liver and onion flavored chips?   I’ve got a big problem in the Skipah’s Realm dojo these days, nothing on par with a sinkhole suddenly showing up in my front yard, but Miss Madison and I have a dead mouse somewhere in our hacienda.  Earlier this winter a renegade…

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Kangaroo Kama Sutra for $1600 Alex!

NO!  You can still buy , but not Diet Dr. Pepper? It’s been a couple of months and, boy oh boy, the internet hasn’t gotten this juicy since a good Kardashian scandal.  No, I’m not talking about another President Trump Twitter rant.  More like another round of Skipah Search Engine Posts,!  The latest, greatest,…

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A Slumber Siege!

Sending out smoke signals for the National Guard! Not since the overthrow of the Russian government has there been such a vicious coup d’état attempt like the one the offices of Skipah’s Realm are undergoing.  Mr. Skipah is currently hunkered down in the underground bunker sending out cables to foreign dignitaries…

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